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LEXISM
01-08-04, 12:14 PM
I just got this sent to me

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect
car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a
sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next
to her,
is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very
uncomfortably
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers,
"Madame,
if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the
price.":D

siniquezu
01-08-04, 12:25 PM
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LEXISM
01-08-04, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by siniquezu
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sorry, I hadnt seen it
:cool:

mooretorque
01-08-04, 01:11 PM
Actually, this is the fourth time it's been posted, to my knowledge (goes all the way back to the old forum).

Letsride
01-08-04, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by mooretorque
Actually, this is the fourth time it's been posted, to my knowledge (goes all the way back to the old forum). ....still funny though:D

siniquezu
01-08-04, 02:23 PM
I just wanted to use the icon :D

Letsride
01-08-04, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by siniquezu
I just wanted to use the icon :D :D

ivesGS400
01-10-04, 12:55 AM
First time I'd seen it. Thanks for sharing!

Gojirra99
01-10-04, 05:41 AM
I' ve seen this several times too,but I don't see how this is a Lexus joke, you can tell this joke with other luxury brands too. :confused:

jimxo
01-10-04, 10:19 PM
I posted this back in 2002:D

asnatlas
01-11-04, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by siniquezu
I just wanted to use the icon :D

ROFL, that is too funny... I have seen this a few times... Still funny to read...

Shawn

EGainer
01-11-04, 04:19 AM
yea but with lex she'd be surprised at how low the price is instead of the high price she was expecting..... eh?

GS3Tek
01-15-04, 06:23 PM
:D Almost made me farted after reading this!!!Very funny.

bluelex
01-15-04, 07:16 PM
i think someone just posted it the other day but still that was the 1st time i read it and got a good laugh out of it....