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Lexus joke
I just got this sent to me
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect
car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a
sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next
to her,
is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very
uncomfortably
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers,
"Madame,
if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the
price."
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect
car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a
sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next
to her,
is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very
uncomfortably
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers,
"Madame,
if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the
price."
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