"Those that throw dirt, leave themselves no ground to stand on"....

"The best executive is the one who has sense enough to empower people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it."
-Theodore Roosevelt-

" Fight for what's right "

you gotta fight
for your right
to parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!

love the one you posted, mike. i make it simple

"be yourself"

"AA and the Patch are for quitters"

"I'd never sleep with her ....unless"

I'm here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum.

you gotta fight
for your right
to parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!

Yeah.....my favorite Beastie Boys song. :dj:

One of my favorite quotes ( and I hope it doesn't violate CL etiquette) is:

"It's not how gays were born...it's how they were reared".

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
-Albert Einstein-

I'm here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum.

Is this from Duke Nukem 3D back in the day? LOL!

too many to choose from. http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.phtml

doh! my bad. :egads: it's "quote" of the day, not JOKE of the day. :sad:

"Would the boy you once were be proud of the man you have become today"

Jonny

I'm here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum.

haha didn't the hulk say that in one of his movies back in the day??

flashback! :D

Words to live by:

No one is better than you. Not even the ground that will swallow you one day, and for that I walk on it every day.

Be courteous and polite, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. :D :thumbup:

You've only got one life to live....make it count

haha didn't the hulk say that in one of his movies back in the day??

flashback! :D

Is this from Duke Nukem 3D back in the day? LOL!


I heard it first in the movie "They Live". Said by Roddy Piper, ex WWF star

My personal favorite: "If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't it never was.

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
-Mark Twain-

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shyt.

My all time favorite quote which I also live by. Do you know what it's from?

"Do or do not, there is no try"

"no matter how hard it rains, withstand the pain"

the bubble gum quote is from a movie starring rowdy roddy piper called They Live. aliens are like invading earth but they look like humans and you can only see if the person is human/alien w/ special glasses (great plot, huh!?). Then duke nukem kinda made it more well known.


They Live (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AOX0F/qid=1122773461/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-6041576-7866353?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846)

"I refuse to tiptoe thru life only to arrive at death's doorstep safely."

"When I doubt, rub one out" :D

"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer."

"I am going to kill you last because I like you the most."

I have plenty more but I have had a couple to drink soo,,,,,


Cheers

Josh

Enlightenment is ego's ultimate disappointment."

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ...holy ****...what a ride!"

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shyt.
dude, oh so chuuuuuuuuuuuuuch

My all time favorite quote which I also live by. Do you know what it's from?

"Do or do not, there is no try"

Yoda? :)

And rominl - "be yourself" - hard to do for most! ;)

Yoda? :)

And rominl - "be yourself" - hard to do for most! ;)

Good job! :thumbup: Said to Luke after he crash landed on Tatooine.

The goal is to make as much money as you can and to pay as little taxes as you have to.
-Tracy Academia-

Keep the company of those who seek the truth and run from those who have found it.

Vaclav Havel

"A man cannot fight if he cannot see".

"He cannot kick if he cannot stand"

-Karate Kid :D

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
-Wayne Gretsky-

If you’re going to be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy.
-Sylvester Stallone-

"He who walks through turn-style sideways is going to Bangkok."
-Wise Chinese Man

"The best time to make friends is before you need them."
-Ethel Barrymore-

"Why do anything for anyone when no one will do anything for you"
-Tracy Academia-

The reason behind this quote is that I always help out all my friends when in need and very rarely/seldom do I need any help and when I need help none of my friends will help me out. That frig'n sucks!

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

- RW Emerson

Life is a b***h :D :p

Life is a b***h :D :p
Then you marry one :D

“GOD, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
-Serenity Prayer-

F* it.

R

The grass is always greener on the other side.....

Until you have to mow it. :thumbup:

Josh

You only pay taxes if you're making money, so if you're paying taxes you must be making money.
-Tracy Academia-

Never leave today's work for tomorrow

"You don't have to stay awake all night to succeed, just stay awake during the day"
-Anonymous-

Plan your work for today and every day, and then work your plan.
-Norman Vincent Peale-

lol.....

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time, and for those ten seconds, i'm free."
-guess who?

Then you marry one :D

and then she takes half your shiat !!! lol


How about (I believe from Maya Angelou):

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them"

lol.....

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time, and for those ten seconds, i'm free."
-guess who?

The Fast and the Furious.

"If you fail to plan, plan to fail."
-Anonymous-

The key to success is for you to make a habit throughout your life of doing the things you fear.
-Brian Tracy-

I heard it first in the movie "They Live". Said by Roddy Piper, ex WWF star

That's rowdy Roddy Piper to you, pal! :p
I always liked that movie for some reason... :uh: Sort of corny, I guess.

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!"

-Mike's Hard Lemonade commercial

"Another day another dollar"
-Not sure who-

"When all else is lost, the future still remains"
-Christian Bovee-

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears :D

"Present suffering is not enjoyable, but life would be worth little without it. The difference between iron and steel is fire, but steel is worth all it costs. Iron ore may think itself senselessly tortured in the furnace, but when the watch-spring looks back, it knows better."

-Maltbie Davenport Babcock

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears :D
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :D ROFL

Can't think of one that's really a quote. But since I got struck down with food poisoning last week and I've been recovering since then, I'm gonna live by... "that wasn't chicken" :D

Jose

In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-

"To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have"
-Ken Keyes, Jr.-

I'm here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum.


NO!!! This is from They Live with Roddy Roddy Piper!!!!

:woohoo:




My funny Quote from Christina Aguilera

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"


My real quote:

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Elsa Maxwell

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you."
-Oscar Wilde-

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
-Anonymous-

"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."
-General Norman Schwarzkoff-

"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."
-General Norman Schwarzkoff-
The Best quote ever was by Schwartzkof.
In an interview after 9/11 he was asked if there was room for forgiveness toward the people that harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
HIS ANSWER: "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting"

"You can't have a therapeutic rose without thorns - all drugs have side effects."
-Health and Age"

"The real world is cruel and rarely fair."
-COO of Kaiser Steel"

"The quality of individuals is reflected in the standards they set for themselves."
-Ray Kroc, Founder of the McDonald's Corporation-

"Expect the worst and hope for the best."
-Not sure who said this-

I figured anyone could quote MLK, Einstein and even Hitler so I went another route.

Trust is a Luxury and I can't afford it. (Cormega)

Being broke is childish, and ma I'm quite grown (Jay Z)

Sleep is the cousin of death (Nas)

It's always fun to quote rappers and GW Bush is a close second.

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you."
-Oscar Wilde-

Never came across that one. I think I like that one. Truest one yet. :thumbup:

Whether you think you can, or think you cannot... you are right.

Never put of until tomorrow anthing that you can put off until next week.

Man asked God, "what is a million dollars to you", God replied, "a penny".
Man asked God, "what is a million years to you", God replied, "a second".
Man asked God, "may I have a penny?", God replied, "yes... in a second".

"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you."
-Oscar Wilde-A good author is not above a little "borrowing" . . . Methinks Oscar plagiarized that one – from a higher authority . . . ;) "But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal; for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."

- Matthew 6:20-21 - NASB

Procrastinate later

"people don't work hard unless they have someone looking over their shoulders, why are successful people successful, because they're watching over their own shoulders!" -Adam Corolla

at least thats how i remember it...

"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret."
-Laurence J. Peter-

"On income tax day I am reminded that while people say money talks, mine seems to go without saying a word."
-Mary Ellen Pinkham-

"Winners never quit and quitters never win."
-Vince Lombardi-

"Initiative is making things happen...You need to make things happen, or things happen to you."
-Mulbah Kumie-

"Money talks all right. Usually it says, “Good-bye.”"
-Anonymous-

"Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go."
-William Feather -

"If we wait until the last minute to do it, it'll only take a minute."

"You never really lose until you stop trying. "
-Mike Ditka-

"Men fall in love to have sex whereas women have sex to fall in love."
-Anonymous"

"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."
-Theodore Roosevelt-

"Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody."
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow-

"Life isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. The ability to hang on when everything seems to fall apart around you is a major difference between winners and losers."
-A.L. Williams-

"Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action."
-Benjamin Disraeli-

"You are and always will be my friend."
-Captain William T. Kirk-

"Dude dont do it"-TLW

as was told to a friend right before he attached an M80 to a gasoline filled beer ball

"Make hard work a habit and its no longer hard work." - Me

Whoever posted DubyaSpeak.com - thanks! I needed the laughs!!!! :D :woohoo:

"I can do anything you can do better."
-Anonymous-

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
-Harry S. Truman"

"Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship."
-Benjamin Franklin"

"The only stupid question is the one you never ask" - TLW :thumbup:

"When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, When the road you’re trudging seems all up hill, …when care is pressing you down a bit. Rest, if you must—but don’t quit."
-Anonymous-

"It’s easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you’re a winner, when you’re number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you’re not a winner."
-Vince Lombardi-

"I am only one but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do."
-Edward Everett Hale-

"Never eat more than you can lift."
-Miss Piggy-

Blood of a slave, heart of a King.

"Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it."
-Ernest Holmes-

"When someone does something well, applaud! You will make two people happy."
-Samuel Goldwyn -

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss
people". Eleanor Roosevelt

"The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties either-but right through every human heart."
-Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn-

"Treat everyone with dignity, but let them earn your respect."

"They can take away everything but your pride and the education you give yourself."

By RJC

Words of wisdom..never date in your apt complex or at work.

“I am for truth, no matter who tells it. I am for justice, no matter who it is for or against. I am a human being first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.”

//Malcolm X

who's crule idea was it to put the letter "S" in the word "LISP"

"that is the smartest thing anyone has ever said about anything" -peter griffin

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
-Jeff Valdez-

"Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future."
-Unknown

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
-Al Czervik

"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. "
-Thomas Jefferson-

"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. "
-Thomas Jefferson-Hmmm - I like that one! :thumbup:

My Huggies are riding up Box Canyon.

-Stewie Griffin

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -Jeff Valdez-

Maybe so, but explain to me then why dogs are used for search and rescue and cats aren't.

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
-Mahatma Gandhi-

"Whatever is worth doing at all , is worth doing well."
-English Proverb-

"Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future."
-Unknown

it's from a new movie that is coming out.

"A Good Woman"

"Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have."
-Eckhart Tolle-

"Never let a day go by without doing something useful in it" - I dont know :p

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know"

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I expect to pass through life but once. If, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again. "
-William Penn-

"Your doing a heckuva job Brownie."

Dubya.

"To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is gravy."
-Bette Davis -

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow"
-Helen Keller-

"Therrs two thangs I lahk inna woman....and thats crazy and perrty. And she ain't got none uv 'em!"

//Survivor Cast Member

"Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours."
-Anonymous-

"No pain no gain" - Dunno :uh:

confucious say : He who walk with hand in pocket feel cocky all day *bows. :woohoo:

The Best quote ever was by Schwartzkof.
In an interview after 9/11 he was asked if there was room for forgiveness toward the people that harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
HIS ANSWER: "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting"
Dezel Washington said that in the movie "Man on Fire", and from my understanding, the part he played was based on a true story.

I wonder which came first?

"Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pockets."
-American Proverb-

"Griese's art is killing, and he is about to paint his masterpiece." :thumbup:

Man on Fire.


Great movie 1Sick....

Josh

"Don’t wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great."
-Orison S. Marden -

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

-Carl Spackler - Caddyshack

"Most people who succeed in the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who simply don't know how to quit."
-Robert Schuller -

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-

"Leadership: the art of getting others to do something you want done because they want to do it."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower-

"To be or not to be, that is the question?"
-Not sure who-

" Be alert to give service. What counts in life is what we do for others."
-Anonymous-

"To be or not to be, that is the question?"
-Not sure who-


Shakespeare?

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
-Thomas Jefferson-

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them."
-Gracie Allen-

"Words without actions are the assassins of idealism"
-Herbert Hoover-

"Get the best people and don't trust them"
-Donald Trump- Speech he gave last Sunday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051024/ap_en_tv/donald_trump

"It is the mind that maketh good of ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor."
-Edmund Spenser-

"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
-Wilson Mizner-

Ive got a stupid movie quote
"I heard their periods attract BEARS, they can smell the menstration!"
-Anchorman

"If your going to do something today that you know youll regret tomorrow... stay up late"
- ?

theres also the one in my sig

"I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
-Erma Bombeck -

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing."

~ George Bernard Shaw

"If a man does only what is required of him, he is a slave. If a man does more than is required of him, he is a free man."
-Chinese Proverb-

"The way to develop the best that is in a man is by appreciation and encouragement."
-Charles Schwab-

"initiative is making things happen...You need to make things happen, or things happen to you."
-Mulbah Kumie-

"To suceed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise."
-Mitchell Caplan-

By the way I own this thread! :)

"It takes twenty years to make an overnight success. "
-Eddie Cantor-

"We have a tendency to obscure the forest of simple joys with the trees of problems."
-Christiane Collange-

"No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe."

~ Harry Gray

"The sweetest of all sounds is praise. "
-Xenophon-

"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."

~Ayn Rand

"Babies are such a nice way to start people. "
-Don Herold-

"Things won are done, joy's soul lies in the doing. "
-William Shakespeare -

"One kind word can warm three winter months."
-Japanese Saying-

"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
-Rick Wolf-

"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."

~Edward R. Murrow

"Success is peace of mind, which is a direct result of knowing you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming."
-John Wooden-

"The family is one of nature’s masterpieces. "
-George Santayana-

"The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government."

~Tacitus, Roman historian

I liked this one I found somewhere

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends

"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire."
-Fred Shero-

"The superior human being is modest in speech, but exceeds in actions."
-Confucius-

"He who tries to get everything , ends with nothing" - Pretty sure i heard somewhere :uh: IF not then im pretty wise :p

"The best time to make friends is before you need them."
-Ethel Barrymore-

"Unless you walk out into the unknown, the odds of making a profound difference in your life are pretty low."
-Tom Peters-

"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win."
-Jonathan Kozol-

"The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly."

~Theodore Roosevelt

"Walk away now .....dude,.... walk away now!!!"
Me in downtown LA as a bum came up to us after dinner begging for money .. Saved his life that night from one of the JP guys :cool:


"Ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhh !!!!!"

My last night in La getting chased by a bum for 75 cents :D ;)

" I never really had the ambition to be someone, I just had the ambition to do something."
-Walter Cronkite-

"Initiative is making things happen... You need to make things happen, or things happen to you."
-Mulbah Kumie-

"You’re gonna lose some ballgames and you’re gonna win some ballgames and that’s about it."
-Sparky Anderson-

I'm here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum.

LOL, That's a famous Duke Nukem quote.

"When written in Chinese the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity."

~John F. Kennedy

"All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action."
-James Russell Lowell-

"The art of getting rich consists not in industry, much less in saving, but in a better order, in timeliness in being at the right spot."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-

1SICKLEX started this tread and I'm going to keep it going in his name. He has retired to take some time off but one day he will be back. This one's for you Mike.

"Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness; no laziness; no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today."
-Lord Chesterfield-

"If life gives you lemons, take the time to make some lemonade."
-Anonymous-

"Our enemies are sacred because they make us strong " - Native American saying

"If you try you may fail, if you don't try you're guaranteed to fail" - Jesse Jackson

"Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air…but only for one second without hope. "
-Hal Lindsey-

"Life's a beach"
-Surfer Saying-

"In everyone's dreams everything is possible"
-Anonymous-

"I'm tired of being nice, too nice. When your nice other people with take advantage of you or they will take you for granted. No more Mr. Nice guy."
-Anonymous-

"The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook."
-William James-

"We must change in order to survive."
-Pearl Bailey-

"Stewardship is...the willingness to be accountable for the well being of the larger organization by operating in service."
-Anonymous-

"Joy is your birthright. "
-Sarah Ban Breathnach-

"Never marry a girl that can bench-press more then you"
Some add for smirnoff (i think)

"When you’re through changing, you’re through."
-Bruce Barton-

"Find the good – and praise it. "
-Alex Haley-

"Fishing is alot like dating- some you keep, some you throw back. Some you mount, some you eat."

"Fishing is alot like dating- some you keep, some you throw back. Some you mount, some you eat."

That was a good one. :)

"Do unto others as you would like done unto you."
-Golden Rule-

LOL, That's a famous Duke Nukem quote.

Actually.....thats from the movie "They live"
and the line is......"I came here to Chew bubble gum and Kick ass........and Im all outa bubble gum"

LOL........Roudy Roddy Piper

" man who stand on toilet, high on pot"

" man who stand on toilet, high on pot"

Man who fart in church, sit in own pew

"What comes around goes around."
-Anonymous-

"Children are the bridge to heaven."
-Persian Proverb-

"Man who walk through airport entrance sideways is going to Bangkok"

"Think fast, speak slow."
-Anonymous-

"The best minute you can spend is to invest in someone's personal growth."
-Anonymous-

"Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work."
-David Rockefeller-

"Courage is grace under pressure. "
-Ernest Hemingway-

"Don't judge a book by it's cover."
-Anonymous-

"Judge a cover by it's book."
-Anonymous-

"The glass of water is either half empty or half full, but it's neither empty nor neither full."
-Anonymous-

"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race."
-Victor Hugo -

"When one door closes hopefully another will open."
-Anonymous-

"Say what you mean and mean what you say."
-Anonymous-

"To much of a good thing can be bad."
-Anonymous-

"Change is a challenge and an opportunity, not a threat."
-Prince Phillip of England-

"Everything is connected…no one thing can change by itself."
-Paul Hawken-

"Luck happens when preperation meets oppurtunity"
Unknown

"A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour."
-Anonymous-

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull Some have weird names , and all are different colors - but they all have to live in the same box."
-Anonymous-

"You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person."
-Anonymous-

"Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live."
-Anonymous-

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
-Anonymous-

"The second mouse gets the cheese."
-Anonymous-

"Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late."
-Anonymous-

"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
-Anonymous-

"Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on."
-Anonymous-

"Never buy a car you can't push."
-Anonymous-

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
-Anonymous-

"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."
-Anonymous-

"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."
-Anonymous-

"Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker."
-Anonymous-

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
-Anonymous-

"Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."
-Anonymous-

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."
-Anonymous-

Not everyone who 5hit5 on u is ur enemy,
Not everyone who gets u out of 5hit is ur friend,
And when ur in deep 5hit, it's best to keep ur mouth SHUT!!!

"What goes up, must come down."
-Anonymous-

"A day late and a dollar short."
-Anonymous-

"Always do more than is required of you."
-George S. Patton, Jr.-

"Grant me the courage not to give up even though I think it is hopeless."
-Chester W. Nimitz-

"A Mexican almost wrecked my s***t."
-Eazy E-

"Be the change that you want to see in the world."
-Mahatma Gandhi-

"Time is money."
-Anonymous-

"Lights are on but nobody's home."
-Anonymous-

"There are a thousand ways to skin a cat, the end result is a skinned cat."
-Anonymous-