Since there's been a rise of Clinton-humor threads, I thought I'd for once shed light on some Bush humor. It's just too bad the Bush humor is so much more humorous because he made himself the joke...

He ACTUALLY said these things :eek1: :egads:



" More and more of our imports are coming from overseas. "
- George W. Bush

" I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. "
- George W. Bush

" I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy. "
- George W. Bush

" I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. "
- George W. Bush

" Faimly is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. "
- George W. Bush

" Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?' "
- George W. Bush

" Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me. "
- George W. Bush

" One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected. "
- George W. Bush

" It's your money. You paid for it. "
- George W. Bush

" The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war! "
- George W. Bush

" We need to stop the exquisite sex and wholesome violence that underscore our children. "
- George W. Bush

" I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home. "
- George W. Bush

" "That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. "
- George W. Bush



Oh and in case you didn't get the meaning of the thread title... ;)

Bush does say some wacky things that makes me chuckle :D :thumbup:

OK, so it might not be a quote, but he says something quite funny:

George W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "no thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a *****house." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "go ahead, my wife has no idea what the inside of a *****house smells like".

Lex400sc


bahahahahaha.......good stuff :D

there was one more that myself and my dad caught him saying once in an interview a few weeks back.....this isnt the actual quote, but its the funny part of it


" the country of Africa are an oppressed people"

in case some didnt know, Africa is not a country

have you seen this movie?

No, but I saw this one...

And this one... :D

my favorite one wasn't on the list... surely you guys remember this one...

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!" —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Originally posted by BAWLEX94
Lex400sc


bahahahahaha.......good stuff :D

there was one more that myself and my dad caught him saying once in an interview a few weeks back.....this isnt the actual quote, but its the funny part of it


" the country of Africa are an oppressed people"

in case some didnt know, Africa is not a country

I remember a televised press conference where he referred to the "CIA" as the "COA" :D

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