View Poll Results: Do you fart in your Lexus?
I destroy my seats all the time!
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34.92%
I may drop an air biscuit here and there...
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52.38%
I would never let any such bodily function inhibit my Lexus!
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Farting in your Lexus?
#16
Cycle Savant
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Biologically, I cannot tell the difference between a fart and a poop, so I don't take any chances... ![Sad](https://www.clublexus.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif)
It's rather inconvenient; having to run to the bathroom to realize that it was only gas. My girlfriends think it's a gift -- I've never been able to suprise attack them with any noxious odors. Doctor's believe I have underdeveloped nerve endings in my colon and anus, which gay people would kill for, but alas, my butt is underutilized. Oh well...
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It's rather inconvenient; having to run to the bathroom to realize that it was only gas. My girlfriends think it's a gift -- I've never been able to suprise attack them with any noxious odors. Doctor's believe I have underdeveloped nerve endings in my colon and anus, which gay people would kill for, but alas, my butt is underutilized. Oh well...
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dubsonlexus
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Biologically, I cannot tell the difference between a fart and a poop, so I don't take any chances... ![Sad](https://www.clublexus.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif)
It's rather inconvenient; having to run to the bathroom to realize that it was only gas. My girlfriends think it's a gift -- I've never been able to suprise attack them with any noxious odors. Doctor's believe I have underdeveloped nerve endings in my colon and anus, which gay people would kill for, but alas, my butt is underutilized. Oh well...
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It's rather inconvenient; having to run to the bathroom to realize that it was only gas. My girlfriends think it's a gift -- I've never been able to suprise attack them with any noxious odors. Doctor's believe I have underdeveloped nerve endings in my colon and anus, which gay people would kill for, but alas, my butt is underutilized. Oh well...
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As for myself, I NEVER fart in my car....unless of course, I have passengers!
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Only occasionally, but when it does happen I would let out a thunderous sound. Then follow by small aftershocks. That is the sweetest thing I can do to my Lexus. The cabin is so quiet. It likes music to your ear.
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i think its ok to fart in the lexus cause your underwear kind of acts like a k&n filter so all the dingleberries are all trapped in your underwear.. as far as the **** leakage goes... so much you can do for that