redkingjoe

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro."

"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.

"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen says disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."

"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent."Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakin'a the law".

The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over We want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come"."He's a busy with two guys in a Uno".

mmarshall

I gotta go along with the Italian agent on this one. It SHOULD be illegal to try and stuff five people...especially large adults...... in many of today's cars. The back seats are just not large enough....no matter what the marketers say.

Gojirra99

Funny

Yes 2 adults in the back of a small/mid-sized sedan is crampy

GS3Tek

iTrader: (8)

Good joke

Hey amethysc, how 2 in the back of your SC?

Gojirra99

Good for 2 good sized amputees