Tuesday, September 26, 2006
WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU

What kinds of messages do Your wheels deliver? Charles Kenny, president of a consumer psychology company called The Right Brain People, offers interpretations for a sampling of car models and colors. If You drive a:

Blue Toyota Camry: You are reliable, dependable, a play-it-safe type.

Green Honda Civic: You are practical, reasonable, but looking for a slight bit of style.

Silver BMW 325I: You might want a little attention, but are more interested in a pleasurable driving experience.

Red Ford Mustang Mach 1: You truly enjoy driving, and want to tell the world how fun-loving you are.

Gray Ford Expedition SUV: You're telling the world that, whatever you do, you do it really big.

Black Saturn sedan: You seek safety and security, but not necessarily peak performance.

Yellow Hummer: You are probably a guy who's insecure about showing how powerful you are. Hummers are powerful beasts, but getting it in yellow almost says, "Just kidding."

source : birminghamnews

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Anybody wants to add more ? . . . . . . .

 

Mercedes C or E Class:

Depending on your age (and the age of your Merc), you are either a fool or have more money than you know what to do with. If the Benz is more than half your age (and you did not inherit it) then you need to be avoided. You are a victim of advertising hype and love to make an appearance wherever you go.

 

Lexus:

You know the value of research. You do not subscribe to the notion that it has to be European to work. You do not believe in commercials and value for money is key to all your major decisions.

 

Stolen from another Thread:::: Funny though



Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX - I am impotent

Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall

Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall

Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming

Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending

Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports

Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year

Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp

Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)

Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either

Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944 - l am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu

Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now

 

Reading this thread is like watching Mr/Mrs Garrison whining in front of Mr. Slave

 

None of these lists are ever accurate. They don't make much sense. I've had different cars on those list at different or even the same time and most of the time they all contradict themselves.

 

I think this is more about having a little fun than making sense . . .

 

Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year

I AM IN TEARS READING THIS LIST!!!!

 

I am too, when I think of the people that actually BELIEVE this stuff.

 

Its fuuny, who cares about making sense!!!!!!

 

A good orthopedic surgeon friend of mine used to own a Jag XJ6 and he always used to tell me "You need 1 for the shop and 1 for the road" Funny but true

 

That was true for decades, then was not for a while in the 1990's. Now, sadly, it is becoming true again.

No wonder, though, that he drove a Jag. If he was an orthopedic man he knows comfort and nice seats when he sees them....and how important that is to bones, muscles, and your spine.

 

"Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler"



damn straight.

 

Yup, he had his in the late 80's.

 

LMAO right around the time my mom bought her first XJ6. Truly a garage car. Anyhow the list is funny as hell.