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Old 01-25-07, 09:24 PM
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Not sure if this ever been posted here before. Should get some jokes going for our forums!


Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

SRTforums
-I killed this modded Cobra today. Will upload video some time soon.

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
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Old 01-25-07, 09:29 PM
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good stuff
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Old 01-25-07, 09:40 PM
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the buick one had me laughing
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Old 01-25-07, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GFerg
Not sure if this ever been posted here before. Should get some jokes going for our forums!
http://sr1.clublexus.com/forums/show...ht=forum+jokes It's almost a year ago though
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Old 01-25-07, 09:52 PM
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Hilarious! The Accord thing hit a little close to home though, from years back.

It's funny being a stereotype. It's all true!
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Old 01-25-07, 10:07 PM
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hahah this is pretty funny
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Old 01-26-07, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by GFerg
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?
hahahahaha.... that really does happen when i used to drive my dads old Vic...... good times, good times....
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Old 01-26-07, 11:25 AM
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hahahahaha.... that really does happen when i used to drive my dads old Vic...... good times, good times....
Damn! You took me way back.
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Old 01-26-07, 11:31 AM
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Very funny and very much a repost, LOL.
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Old 01-26-07, 11:35 AM
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love the crown vic one. hahahaha
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Old 01-26-07, 12:34 PM
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so funny, I was laughing like crazy!!
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Old 01-26-07, 04:29 PM
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acura forums- he is right but die 1SICKLEX
nissan forums-he is right but die 1SICKLEX
 
Old 01-26-07, 05:22 PM
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It's so true with Crown Vic's, lol. Funny when everyone also slows down when one is coming up from the rear, hahaha.

Lexus Forum:
Why did my car break down? It only has 375,000 miles on it.
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Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX
acura forums- he is right but die 1SICKLEX
nissan forums-he is right but die 1SICKLEX
Haha, I'm probably on their hit list as well.
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