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Old 05-06-07 | 09:51 AM
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I decided to have some fun this morning. Enjoy the list
This is what are hot items of discussion on random forums
Acura RL- "Rebate will make the price RL's $25,000 but I think the TSX is the better car. What should I buy"?
Audi Q7- "What the hell is an Infiniti Q45 and why do they have Q in it"?
BMW X3- "Help, got stuck in the mall parking lot, ran over some gravel"
Buick Lucerne- "What the hell is an Infiniti Q45, people say my car looks like it"
Ford 500- "I want to rebadge my car to Taurus, where to buy emblems"
Hyundai Sonata- "Did someone really go 142mph in our car"?? I can't get over 83mph
GMC Truck- "Where can I get those Escalade fender vents from"?
Chevrolet Impala-" I went to a car meet and they laughed at me, saying my car was FWD, what does that mean"
Infiniti Q45- "I posted 6 months ago and no one answered. Is there anyone on this forum. Hello? Hello?"
Lexus 1IS- This car has a 2JZ right? Can I get a turbo for $500? I saw one on e-bay
Lexus 2IS- My IS 350 walked an Enzo, why are they so slow.
Lexus 1GS- My car had 53 previous owners, is this a good buy?
Lexus 2GS- I wanted my parts to come quicker so I introduced the UPS guy to my daughter.
Lexus 3GS- "When the hell does the got damn GS 460 come out"
Lexus 1SC- Why did Lexus make the SC 430
Lexus 2SC-Why did Lexus make the SC 300/400
Lexus LX 570- People need to stop complaining about gas being $20 a gallon.
Suburu WRX-" When did Bangle start working for Suburu"?
Mitsubishi EVO- I just got 2,000hp out my 2.0 liter engine, going for 20,000, any suggestions.
VW Jetta- Did the guy that design the Corolla design our car?
Maybach 57-The 62 sucks, I go 0-60 in 4.3 seconds
Maybach 62-The 57 sucks, I go 0-60 in 4.4 but can hold an extra botte of Cristal
Bugatti Verynon-I only hit 250mph, what am I doing wrong?
Saturn Sky- Who the hell is Bob Lutz?
Pontiac GTO- Wait a minute, this car is made by Crocodile Dundee mate?
Toyota Camry- I tried to open 27 other silver Camry's at Wal-mart before I found my car, what can I do to make mine stand out
Nissan Maxima 6th gen-"Who wants to have a car meet and beat up 1SICKLEX"
Mercedes E-class-I'm typing this from the dealer. They are also charging me to use the internet. Can u suggest a better dealer?
Chrysler 300C-Make your 300C stand out, Group Buy on Bentley Grills
Dodge Charger- Someone told me the Charger is supposed to be 2-doors, is this true?
Honda Element-Someone told me the troll in the commerical is better looking than my CR-V!

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Old 05-06-07 | 09:56 AM
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The Camry one got me laughing!
Old 05-06-07 | 11:07 AM
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Omg... Rofl......:d
Old 05-06-07 | 11:16 AM
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Those were ALL good

Is it true about the nissan/infiniti forum wanting to beat you up?

Here's one for the GX: WTH was that clunk? I just rear-ended but don't see anyone behind me

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Old 05-06-07 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by GS3Tek
Those were ALL good

Is it true about the maxima forum wanting to beat you up?
ALL nissan/Infiniti/Acura forums want him beaten up

Funny list
Old 05-06-07 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Robarapta
ALL nissan/Infiniti/Acura forums want him beaten up
There are a few from CL also and I am not going to name names.
Old 05-06-07 | 11:36 AM
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ahahha
good list

i liked these 2
Lexus 1GS- My car had 53 previous owners, is this a good buy?
Lexus 2GS- I wanted my parts to come quicker so I introduced the UPS guy to my daughter.
Old 05-06-07 | 11:53 AM
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Camry one is so TRUE!!

I used to have completely stock sliver 2002 Camry LE, and when you go to 99 ranch market, you have to literally check out other 50 camrys with the same color.

Well that problem was solved when I got rear ended and didn't fix the huge dent.
Old 05-06-07 | 02:42 PM
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Well, guys, now you know why Camrys, particularly silver ones, come with key fobs. It's the only way you can pick yours out, short of knowing your license number.
Old 05-06-07 | 05:36 PM
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I like the X3 and sonata ones.
Old 05-06-07 | 08:37 PM
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1LS - Does anyone know if 22's fit? My leather is cracking.
Old 05-06-07 | 10:21 PM
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LOL

The Camry one was a howl.
Old 05-07-07 | 12:14 PM
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Thanks for the laugh Mike!!
Old 05-07-07 | 02:56 PM
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Once again Mike you outdid yourself. The list is hilarious. On the money all the way and yeah I peeped the SC comments, so on point.
Old 05-07-07 | 04:34 PM
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Mike, you and I ought to go into buisness. I'll review.....you entertain.



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