LexFather

Hartawan

iTrader: (1)

"I pulled you over because of your wing, now pop open your hood."

LiCelsior

iTrader: (32)

"sir did you know why i pulled you over? you're missing your licenses plate. license and registration please"

mex lex

iTrader: (4)

"Does that thing got a hemi?"

darksparkz

iTrader: (1)

"Can I see proof that you've passed emissions?"

plex

iTrader: (11)

Driver: Sir it needs a tuneup that's the only reason the flames came out.......I swear
Officer: Right.....

King7Two

LOL.....same thing WE say with the Dirt bikes, Quads, go-carts, and Street machines out here.

"Sorry sir, tracks closed today and I was just adjusting the tune-up on 'er"

Abear

iTrader: (1)

"Thats a pretty big go-kart."

Trexus

Do you know how fast you were going?

PhilipMSPT

iTrader: (5)

"If you're gonna drive that slow, you gotta pull over and let the other faster drivers pass..."

AznJason

iTrader: (5)

"I can't believe you actually stopped."

SoCalSC4

Sir, I've written you a citation for the following violations:

- Tires exposed, not covered by fenders
- No front or rear license plate
- Unsafe tires (appear to be worn-out)
- No turn signal indicators present
- No operational headlights
- No windshield wipers
- No emissions equipment present
- Failure to show proper registration and insurance
- Failure to meet noise regulations

PureDrifter

iTrader: (10)

inept officer on the FIA's Payroll

Officer: I pulled you over because its very obvious to me that you stole technology from Ferrari, look at that, same wing shape and everything.

Driver:uhhhh, really, then how come you dont know me! im Mike Shoemaker!

Officer: OH MY GOD!....................heres a court notice and a front plate ticket.



its late.
im tired.
might be asleep, cant really tell.
goodnight.

PVlexus

Sir, I'm Gonna have to take that back to the station, Step out please

mkorsu

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Uh, I clocked you at 212mph in a 25 zone."