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After prom, the guy thought it would be a nice secluded place to park and have fun in the backseat. After a while they were tired and fell asleep. This is what happened the next morning.
Officer: What the hell happened here?
Driver: Officer, I swear the ocean hit ME first!
Officer: Have you been drinking or were you just born like this?
Driver: (sadly whispers)...I was born like this.