Teen Craps In Wrong Car
04-01-10, 06:34 AM
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Teen Craps In Wrong Car
This is what happens when your car is common as the cold. 
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Man caught befouling car indicted
By Ashley Meeks Sun-News reporter
Posted: 03/26/2010 12:00:00 AM MDT
LAS CRUCES - A teen who allegedly defecated in a man's car - thinking it was his girlfriend's - was indicted Thursday on multiple charges of criminal property damage.
Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car's owner reported finding 18-year-old Austin Horries Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear.
"This is your car?" Purifoy said, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."
Purifoy then allegedly got out of the car and ran west.
The car's right front window had been shattered with a rock, the glove box had been rummaged through and some coins had been taken from a film canister, the car's owner told police.
Police also discovered a cinder block had been thrown through the glass door of a business a few yards away from where the Honda had been parked. Footprints leading from the door to the Honda were later found to match Purifoy's shoes, which had a distinctive dot and circle pattern, according to court documents.
Located not long after by a nearby ditch, Purifoy allegedly told officers he was outside because he didn't want his "girlfriend" Desiree to see him smoking.
Purifoy, of the 2700 block of Ridgeway Court, was indicted Thursday by a Do-a Ana County grand jury on two charges of criminal property damage - for the broken glass door and the victim's car - and one charge of breaking and entering.
Las Cruces school district records show Purifoy dropped out from Las Cruces High School in
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December 2008. He remains incarcerated at the Dona Ana County Detention Center, the jail confirmed Thursday.
http://jalopnik.com/5506630/teen-craps-in-wrong-car
Man caught befouling car indicted
By Ashley Meeks Sun-News reporter
Posted: 03/26/2010 12:00:00 AM MDT
LAS CRUCES - A teen who allegedly defecated in a man's car - thinking it was his girlfriend's - was indicted Thursday on multiple charges of criminal property damage.
Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car's owner reported finding 18-year-old Austin Horries Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear.
"This is your car?" Purifoy said, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."
Purifoy then allegedly got out of the car and ran west.
The car's right front window had been shattered with a rock, the glove box had been rummaged through and some coins had been taken from a film canister, the car's owner told police.
Police also discovered a cinder block had been thrown through the glass door of a business a few yards away from where the Honda had been parked. Footprints leading from the door to the Honda were later found to match Purifoy's shoes, which had a distinctive dot and circle pattern, according to court documents.
Located not long after by a nearby ditch, Purifoy allegedly told officers he was outside because he didn't want his "girlfriend" Desiree to see him smoking.
Purifoy, of the 2700 block of Ridgeway Court, was indicted Thursday by a Do-a Ana County grand jury on two charges of criminal property damage - for the broken glass door and the victim's car - and one charge of breaking and entering.
Las Cruces school district records show Purifoy dropped out from Las Cruces High School in
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December 2008. He remains incarcerated at the Dona Ana County Detention Center, the jail confirmed Thursday.
04-01-10, 06:59 AM
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i wonder what you're supposed to say to someone taking a dump in the backseat of you car...?
"excuse me sir... why are you taking a dump in the backseat of my car?"
"excuse me sir... why are you taking a dump in the backseat of my car?"
04-01-10, 07:03 AM
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04-01-10, 12:21 PM
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What is it with some teenage brains that causes them to do such senseless things?
Sometimes I think it must be in the water they drink.
Sometimes I think it must be in the water they drink.
Last edited by mmarshall; 04-01-10 at 12:27 PM.
