Hoovey689

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Video: Wild turkeys attack hapless Porsche driver

We've been guilty of over-ogling a Porsche or two in our time, but we've never become obsessed to the point of chasing a 911 up and down the road. But alas, there are some out there who are so star-struck by the sight of a well-crafted German sports coupe that they will resort to following its every move. In fact, we do have video of a pair of crazy turkeys that are virtually glued to just such a Porsche.

And when we say "turkey," we're not talking 1970s slang for someone who is "unreliable, makes empty promises, or who is full of bluster." We're talking about a pair of delicious, plump and angry wild birds looking to protect their turf at all costs. Hit the jump to watch the oddly funny video. Keep in mind that there are a couple of points where the distracted driver holding the camera forgets to stop recording (especially :50 in to the 1:18 mark), making for a bit of a nauseating viewing experience.


http://www.autoblog.com/2010/10/08/v...orsche-driver/

bagwell

I would've floored it LOL

mmarshall

As a driver, one type of wild turkey will REALLY attack you.

Hoovey689

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^^^ Haha nice!!

IS-SV

It's the turkey turds that scare owners of nice clean cars.

RXGS

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They are getting their revenge before thanksgiving

herbvdh

Funny but one evening I was on a back road in Mahwah NJ and I hit a slight traffic jam. A flock of wild turkey's examining the old Buick in front of me he got a break to go and as I went to accelerate here comes two of them running from the side of the road and one stops right smack in front of my RX looks up over the hood at me then the second walks up to the drivers door and looked me square in the face. I finally got a break to move and looked in my mirror and sure enough they stopped the vehicle in back of me and did the same thing.

IS-SV

As lame as they are I have yet to run over one. They frequent my street and come into my back yard sometimes.

JessePS

I would have laughed and been like you got to be kidding me and just honked.

Gojirra99

LOL, they better not peck on the paint if it were my car, or I'll really make them my thanksgiving dinner ...