rofl if i was really baller id just valet the whip

 

what was the ad for?

 

Nah...if you were REALLY baller, you'd have your "help" follow you in a chase car.

When you got to where you were going, you'd park. They'd park the chase car on one side of your exotic, and then they'd stand on the other side of your exotic while you went and ran your errands...keeping your car safe and un-messed-with.

 

Saw an LS do this.... was a very purrty LS.....

 

 

Only with a Veyron or a Zonda would I park like that. Anything else and I'm just a normal guy lol

edit: *laughing like a hyena* I just noticed all these cars parked like this look like "getaway" cars! lol

 

every single day this woman parks her Porsche Boxster taking up two spots, always the prime spot in front of the buidling under the shade tree.

I HATE her, I so want to key her new Boxster or park my POS civic right up next to her door and jump out my window.

Screw her, especially to act like that as tons of people are getting layed off everyday at our office.

But what can you do, even though she is a jerk, I don't believe in vandalism.

 

I want to buy a tow truck and tow a few of these dip ****s and dump their car a few blocks away. It would be nice if they came running out as I was hooking up their car "sorry man you took up two spots, its gotta get towed."

 

Two gems this weekend...

The first is the douche in the discontinued Crossfire who thinks he is cool but doesn't realize the car was discontinued and is horrendous. I mean its the invaluable rare Chrysler Crossfire, I need to double park

The second was this morning at a popular breakfast spot where parking is limited and this douchebag doubleparks b/c that Honda is more valuable than a Bentley....

 

i park like that sometimes... but only when there is no one else there. like a park with my friends or a secluded beach area

 

parking your civic right up next to hers is not vandalism.

Do it !!!

and take a picture and post it here !!!

 

If I were really baller I wouldn't care. After the car gets a scratch I'd just sell it and buy a new one.

 

I park my car the same way everyday at work: I take up four spots, centered above the corner of all four.

I also park in the very back of the lot, where nobody is willing to walk from.

Before I spent three weeks vinyl wrapping it, I straddled a center line over two spots next to a curb in the very front of the lot.

Do I think my car is better than everyone else'? No. But, I think it's good enough to place it so as to ensure I don't get door dings from others. If someone wants to call me a DB for it, go ahead. I don't particularly care.

 

Regardless, not recommended.