Eight reasons why Justin Bieber is a total squid
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Young people, at that age, often think they are invincible, especially idol-stars like him.....(possibly) the reason for the relative lack of riding-equipment. For many of them, it's a legally-required helmet and little else.
In fact, I've seen even worse.....and from some not-so-young people. I've seen guys, in the summer, on big Harley Hogs, out at Interstate-cruise-speeds, with nothing but a helmet, jean-shorts, and shoes....yes, bare-skinned both above the waist and below the thighs.
In fact, I've seen even worse.....and from some not-so-young people. I've seen guys, in the summer, on big Harley Hogs, out at Interstate-cruise-speeds, with nothing but a helmet, jean-shorts, and shoes....yes, bare-skinned both above the waist and below the thighs.
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Bieber, you broke up with Selena Gomez....I was your biggest fan...now you leave me in tears.
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Just kidding.
I had a dream a few nights ago after watching a re-run of Chips where Bieber becomes the new Ponch.
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Just kidding.
I had a dream a few nights ago after watching a re-run of Chips where Bieber becomes the new Ponch.
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Like, OMG! Justin Bieber rides a Ducati! Could he get any dreamier? ![Egads!](https://www.clublexus.com/forums/images/smilies/pat.gif)
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Isn’t it fascinating, the divergence between image and reality? 99 percent of teenage girls locked themselves in a bathroom and scrawled “Bieber Fever” all over themselves in Sharpie when these images of the 18-year old dropped. They see a bad ***, you and I, as actual motorcyclists, see an accident waiting to happen. Here’s why.
Urban Dictionary defines the word “Squid” as: “A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in ‘extreem riding’–performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from ‘squirly kid.’”
We’re confident in applying the label to Bieber for these eight reasons:
1. No upper body protection. The human body evolved to go about 12mph. As a result, hitting hard stuff at speeds above that tend to result in severe injury. Specific items of clothing have been developed with padding or “body armor” capable of preventing such injuries. Riding without such protection is largely considered suicidal. Since Bieber is dating a Victoria’s Secret model, we’ll assume he’s just ignorant of the risk. And seriously dude, you’d look twice as cool if you’d just wear a leather jacket.
2. Fly Kicks. Did you know that motorcycles are seriously heavy? That Ducati 848 Evo he’s riding weighs 370lbs before you add fuel. Sitting on it at a standstill, you have to support all that weight through your legs, feet and ankles. Even if The Bieb doesn’t fall off, over-the-ankle boots provide much needed support. If he does fall off, those bedazzled sneakers will fly off his feet in less than a second, providing no protection against injury. But why not wear real motorcycle boots? They look awesome.
3. No Gloves! Here’s a fun formula: In a crash, for every 1mph you’re going over 30mph, you lose an additional 1mm of flesh while sliding on the average road surface. That’s if, like Bieber, you don’t wear protection. Doing the math, that’s 1cm of flesh if you slide down the road at 40mph. Where on Justin Bieber’s hands does he have 1cm of flesh to lose?
4. Custom Stickers. These read “Swag.” Justin’s taken the time to personalize his bike, but hasn’t invested similar time in his riding skills. Come on dude.
5. Expensive helmet, no other riding gear. A common sign of squidly behavior. Those pesky cops make you wear a helmet, so you may as well buy the most expensive one, right? All it means is that you’ll be fully aware of the pain while you lay in the ER suffering multiple compound fractures and road rash.
6. Riding on the shoulder of a highway. WTF dude? See all that stuff to your left? That’s the road, it’s where you ride. If traffic is heavy, you ride in the empty space between lanes, not off to the side. Doing so is illegal, increases the likelihood that debris will cause a flat tire and cars aren’t looking for bikes approaching on the shoulder, so should one pull over, the likelihood of it hitting you is increased. Just an all-round bad idea. Here’s how you lane split safely.
7. Heels on pegs. Again, another classic indicator of a deficit in riding ability. Because riding a high-performance motorcycle like this Ducati is essentially an athletic sport, those who master it do so with a specific form or “body position.” That form sees the ***** of your feet placed on the pegs, enabling you to move your body around the bike. Locking your heels in like this is detrimental to control.
8. The biggest chicken strips ever. See that large, shiny patch of unused rubber on the side of the tire? That’s there because Justin hasn’t leant the bike much past 20 degrees to take a corner. Because motorcycles turn by leaning over, the amount of tire that’s worn is sort of an indicator of how that motorcycle is ridden. Typically, a motorcycle owned by an experienced rider will display no, or very small, strips of unused rubber on the sides.
All eight signs together, combined with the fact that someone with no prior motorcycle experience purchased an exotic, exceptionally difficult-to-ride superbike as their first motorcycle invariably lead to only one conclusion: Justin Bieber is going to crash and, if he doesn’t start wearing some safety gear, he’s going to get really, really badly hurt when he does.
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Isn’t it fascinating, the divergence between image and reality? 99 percent of teenage girls locked themselves in a bathroom and scrawled “Bieber Fever” all over themselves in Sharpie when these images of the 18-year old dropped. They see a bad ***, you and I, as actual motorcyclists, see an accident waiting to happen. Here’s why.
Urban Dictionary defines the word “Squid” as: “A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in ‘extreem riding’–performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from ‘squirly kid.’”
We’re confident in applying the label to Bieber for these eight reasons:
1. No upper body protection. The human body evolved to go about 12mph. As a result, hitting hard stuff at speeds above that tend to result in severe injury. Specific items of clothing have been developed with padding or “body armor” capable of preventing such injuries. Riding without such protection is largely considered suicidal. Since Bieber is dating a Victoria’s Secret model, we’ll assume he’s just ignorant of the risk. And seriously dude, you’d look twice as cool if you’d just wear a leather jacket.
2. Fly Kicks. Did you know that motorcycles are seriously heavy? That Ducati 848 Evo he’s riding weighs 370lbs before you add fuel. Sitting on it at a standstill, you have to support all that weight through your legs, feet and ankles. Even if The Bieb doesn’t fall off, over-the-ankle boots provide much needed support. If he does fall off, those bedazzled sneakers will fly off his feet in less than a second, providing no protection against injury. But why not wear real motorcycle boots? They look awesome.
3. No Gloves! Here’s a fun formula: In a crash, for every 1mph you’re going over 30mph, you lose an additional 1mm of flesh while sliding on the average road surface. That’s if, like Bieber, you don’t wear protection. Doing the math, that’s 1cm of flesh if you slide down the road at 40mph. Where on Justin Bieber’s hands does he have 1cm of flesh to lose?
4. Custom Stickers. These read “Swag.” Justin’s taken the time to personalize his bike, but hasn’t invested similar time in his riding skills. Come on dude.
5. Expensive helmet, no other riding gear. A common sign of squidly behavior. Those pesky cops make you wear a helmet, so you may as well buy the most expensive one, right? All it means is that you’ll be fully aware of the pain while you lay in the ER suffering multiple compound fractures and road rash.
6. Riding on the shoulder of a highway. WTF dude? See all that stuff to your left? That’s the road, it’s where you ride. If traffic is heavy, you ride in the empty space between lanes, not off to the side. Doing so is illegal, increases the likelihood that debris will cause a flat tire and cars aren’t looking for bikes approaching on the shoulder, so should one pull over, the likelihood of it hitting you is increased. Just an all-round bad idea. Here’s how you lane split safely.
7. Heels on pegs. Again, another classic indicator of a deficit in riding ability. Because riding a high-performance motorcycle like this Ducati is essentially an athletic sport, those who master it do so with a specific form or “body position.” That form sees the ***** of your feet placed on the pegs, enabling you to move your body around the bike. Locking your heels in like this is detrimental to control.
8. The biggest chicken strips ever. See that large, shiny patch of unused rubber on the side of the tire? That’s there because Justin hasn’t leant the bike much past 20 degrees to take a corner. Because motorcycles turn by leaning over, the amount of tire that’s worn is sort of an indicator of how that motorcycle is ridden. Typically, a motorcycle owned by an experienced rider will display no, or very small, strips of unused rubber on the sides.
All eight signs together, combined with the fact that someone with no prior motorcycle experience purchased an exotic, exceptionally difficult-to-ride superbike as their first motorcycle invariably lead to only one conclusion: Justin Bieber is going to crash and, if he doesn’t start wearing some safety gear, he’s going to get really, really badly hurt when he does.
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i assume you dont ride?
not hating on the kid but it gives a bad name for all other riders. doesnt matter if hes a celeb or not. especially from someone who has never ridden a bike to just start learning then go out on the freeway like that. stupid move and i would feel no remorse if he falls.
no matter where i go or how hot out it is, i always ride in full gear. easier to get rid of sweat then replace skin all over your back.
not hating on the kid but it gives a bad name for all other riders. doesnt matter if hes a celeb or not. especially from someone who has never ridden a bike to just start learning then go out on the freeway like that. stupid move and i would feel no remorse if he falls.
no matter where i go or how hot out it is, i always ride in full gear. easier to get rid of sweat then replace skin all over your back.
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Well he does hate it if your feet look better than his. Cause he has sexy feet.
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As a former rider and racer, it's stupid to call each other squids. Was Biaggi a squid when he almost flipped it after winning a Moto GP race? Is Rossi for all his showboating? I know plenty of AFM racer buddies that also put their heel on the pegs when they're on the street, just to relax with the fatest chicken strips you'll see on a streetbike because they won't dare push it unless its on the track. I also know quite a few others in full racing gear "squidding" around in the mountains hoping for a death wish. Appearance isn't everything, it's the attitude themselves that makes a difference.
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I disagree. As a former AFMer, MSF Instructor, rider and racer who didn't own a car for eight years; if you fail to prepare you need to prepare to fail. The first time JB hits the pavement (and we all do at one time or another) he's going to be at least raspberried, or at worst another bad statistic for motorcycling.
If you're in full gear and riding with your heels on the pegs, you don't automatically score the squid award, but when you can't find your gear and only wear a helmet because the law says you need one while riding with an obvious lack of control over the bike, you score major squid points.
There are LOTS of kids out there doing the same thing. They just don't have paparazzi documenting their poor judgment.
If you're in full gear and riding with your heels on the pegs, you don't automatically score the squid award, but when you can't find your gear and only wear a helmet because the law says you need one while riding with an obvious lack of control over the bike, you score major squid points.
There are LOTS of kids out there doing the same thing. They just don't have paparazzi documenting their poor judgment.
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