Happy Automotive April-Fool's Day
04-01-13, 08:44 PM
#20
What can we say on a day like this? 
Well, we can start with.....................
Hoovey 2411 won't post any more autoblog reviews.
I like stiff suspensions and low-profile tires.
I also like manual hood prop-rods, temporary spare tires, and side body panels without protective mouldings.
Mike (Blueprint) bought himself an Acura franchise/dealership.
Bluestar put on a "Vote Republican" bumper-sticker.
PhilipMSPT will need a three-wheel bike.
Mitsubishi USA bought out Suzuki of America to try and keep it here.
Auto-manufacturers actually test a new model without bras and cover-tape.
You can park more than two minutes in D.C. without getting a violation-notice.
NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg has a 32-oz cup-holder in his limo.
New Shelby GTs will sell at a discount.
BMW I-Drive and Audi MMI systems become easy to use.
Limo-firms will get used to the new Caddy/Lincoln flagships.
Henry (rominl)'s post-count starts over.
You can actually believe car-dealer ads.
Subaru WRX jocks learn more road-manners.
Mustang V8 jocks learn any road-manners.
All 50 states drop front-license-plate requirements.
Lindsay Lohan kept a new car more than two weeks without wrecking it.
President Obama decided the new CAFEs were too strict, and he'll try and roll them back.
Jay Leno sold his private car-collection to Arianna Huffington.
Kim-Jong-Un ordered himself a new Hyundai Equus limo from South Korea.
Texas adopted a state-wide 55-speed limit.
Radar-Detectors became legal in Virginia.
Land-Rovers reached the top of the reliability-charts.
No more CAR CHAT threads will end up off-topic.
......and the best one of all..........
...........I set a Guiness world-record for quick-entry/exit of a Lotus Elise.
Happy April-Fool's Day, everyone
Well, we can start with.....................Hoovey 2411 won't post any more autoblog reviews.
I like stiff suspensions and low-profile tires.
I also like manual hood prop-rods, temporary spare tires, and side body panels without protective mouldings.
Mike (Blueprint) bought himself an Acura franchise/dealership.
Bluestar put on a "Vote Republican" bumper-sticker.
PhilipMSPT will need a three-wheel bike.
Mitsubishi USA bought out Suzuki of America to try and keep it here.
Auto-manufacturers actually test a new model without bras and cover-tape.
You can park more than two minutes in D.C. without getting a violation-notice.
NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg has a 32-oz cup-holder in his limo.
New Shelby GTs will sell at a discount.
BMW I-Drive and Audi MMI systems become easy to use.
Limo-firms will get used to the new Caddy/Lincoln flagships.
Henry (rominl)'s post-count starts over.
You can actually believe car-dealer ads.
Subaru WRX jocks learn more road-manners.
Mustang V8 jocks learn any road-manners.
All 50 states drop front-license-plate requirements.
Lindsay Lohan kept a new car more than two weeks without wrecking it.
President Obama decided the new CAFEs were too strict, and he'll try and roll them back.
Jay Leno sold his private car-collection to Arianna Huffington.
Kim-Jong-Un ordered himself a new Hyundai Equus limo from South Korea.
Texas adopted a state-wide 55-speed limit.
Radar-Detectors became legal in Virginia.
Land-Rovers reached the top of the reliability-charts.
No more CAR CHAT threads will end up off-topic.
......and the best one of all..........
...........I set a Guiness world-record for quick-entry/exit of a Lotus Elise.
Happy April-Fool's Day, everyone
04-01-13, 09:28 PM
#21
Some of these are pretty good if I do say so myself hah
- Hoovey2411 buys a Chevy
- Tesla uses "wind up" technology from some flashlights to start and generate electricity for cars (the ole crank the motor)
- American, Japanese, Korean, German and British automakers copy Chinese designs!
- Front license plates are not required in California
- VW and Wonderbread team up to create the Vonderland Bread Van
- VW sells Porsche, Bentley, Lamborghini, Seat, Skoda, Audi, MAN, Scania, and Bugatti - says they don't need those brands to be #1 by 2018
- Dubai's most bought car is the Aston Martin Cygnet
- Oregon declares only Subaru's are allowed in Oregon
- Seize stops doing photoshops
- DaveGS4 resigns from CL
- Honda builds a 1/2 ton pick-up truck
- Ford restarts production of Crown Victoria; soldiers on with minimal updates
- GM brings back Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Saturn
- Emergency refresh Acura ILX wins coveted COTY
- Nissan Auto (www.nissanusa.com) gives up its lawsuit against Nissan Computer (www.nissan.com)
- Rolls Royce shortens Spirit of Ecstasy to Spirit of Extasy
- Jeep offers a new model above the Cherokee and Grand Cherokee pegged the Great Grand Cherokee
- Dodge/Ram finally admits the "ram horns" are actually a uterus
- Bugatti comes out with a W32
- Blueprint sells all his Lexi and finally buys a Goat
- Hoovey2411 buys a Chevy
- Tesla uses "wind up" technology from some flashlights to start and generate electricity for cars (the ole crank the motor)
- American, Japanese, Korean, German and British automakers copy Chinese designs!
- Front license plates are not required in California
- VW and Wonderbread team up to create the Vonderland Bread Van
- VW sells Porsche, Bentley, Lamborghini, Seat, Skoda, Audi, MAN, Scania, and Bugatti - says they don't need those brands to be #1 by 2018
- Dubai's most bought car is the Aston Martin Cygnet
- Oregon declares only Subaru's are allowed in Oregon
- Seize stops doing photoshops
- DaveGS4 resigns from CL
- Honda builds a 1/2 ton pick-up truck
- Ford restarts production of Crown Victoria; soldiers on with minimal updates
- GM brings back Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Saturn
- Emergency refresh Acura ILX wins coveted COTY
- Nissan Auto (www.nissanusa.com) gives up its lawsuit against Nissan Computer (www.nissan.com)
- Rolls Royce shortens Spirit of Ecstasy to Spirit of Extasy
- Jeep offers a new model above the Cherokee and Grand Cherokee pegged the Great Grand Cherokee
- Dodge/Ram finally admits the "ram horns" are actually a uterus
- Blueprint sells all his Lexi and finally buys a Goat
04-01-13, 09:36 PM
#22
In VA (where the use of detectors, but not necessarily owing one, is illegal), state troopers have "detector-detectors" that can spot which vehicles are actively using them. They have the authority, if spotted, under state law, to stop you, search the car, and impound them.....
04-02-13, 08:50 AM
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I really really really x10000 love Land Cruisers. Grew up with them, had the best memories in them and hopefully many more great times ahead.
Once you own a Land Cruiser it becomes a family member.
Reliability, Durability, Capability, Longevity and the list goes on...
Oh wait. The Exact opposite of all this ^ xD
Once you own a Land Cruiser it becomes a family member.
Reliability, Durability, Capability, Longevity and the list goes on...
Oh wait. The Exact opposite of all this ^ xD
Last edited by UZJ100GXR; 04-02-13 at 08:54 AM.
