Man sells testicle to buy Nissan 370Z
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Man sells ******** to buy Nissan 370Z
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We aren't entirely sure what's stranger about this story - that a man actually sold a vital piece of his manhood for a car, or that he did it for a Nissan 370Z. That's not to discredit the trusty Fairlady, a car we generally like, but that if we were to do what Mark Parisi did and sell one of his ********* to science, we'd be asking for a helluva lot more than $35,000.
But Parisi did just that, and announced live on CBS' The Doctors (we really can't make this up) that the sale of his nut would go towards the purchase of a Z. According to our friends Down Under (Australia, get your mind out of the gutter), $35K is the going rate for one slightly used ********, so if you get nothing else from this story, gentlemen, know that you have $70,000 swinging between your legs.
But Parisi did just that, and announced live on CBS' The Doctors (we really can't make this up) that the sale of his nut would go towards the purchase of a Z. According to our friends Down Under (Australia, get your mind out of the gutter), $35K is the going rate for one slightly used ********, so if you get nothing else from this story, gentlemen, know that you have $70,000 swinging between your legs.
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If this is what I watched on TV yesterday, his ******** didn't meet their standards so it won't be going towards any 370z. Mark Parisi (the guy) was also featured on some cheapskate reality TV show.
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