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#391
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An old man was in his Lamborghini, driving down a highway.
He was driving 100 mph down a highway, when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, 150, then 180.
Suddenly, he slows down and thinks, “I’m too old for this.”
He pulls over, and waits for the police officer to catch up.
The officer gets out of the car, and as he’s heading to the old man, he says,
“Sir, my shift is ending in 10 minutes. Today’s Friday, and I’m leaving this weekend with my family. If you give me a very good reason, but seriously, something that I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old man looks at him, thinks very hard, and says,
“Years ago, my wife ran away with a policeman, and when I saw you chasing me, I thought you were bringing her back.”
The police officer says “A good day to you sir.”
He was driving 100 mph down a highway, when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, 150, then 180.
Suddenly, he slows down and thinks, “I’m too old for this.”
He pulls over, and waits for the police officer to catch up.
The officer gets out of the car, and as he’s heading to the old man, he says,
“Sir, my shift is ending in 10 minutes. Today’s Friday, and I’m leaving this weekend with my family. If you give me a very good reason, but seriously, something that I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old man looks at him, thinks very hard, and says,
“Years ago, my wife ran away with a policeman, and when I saw you chasing me, I thought you were bringing her back.”
The police officer says “A good day to you sir.”
#393
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gotta make sure this thread always stays somewhat updated lol
#395
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About car memes
#396
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#398
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this i think is just more sad than funny
#399
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^^^ guessing people say the new one has more 'presence' when we all thought that old bmw was the shiz back in the day.
presence today typically now means huge and ugly and can't miss.
presence today typically now means huge and ugly and can't miss.
#403
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^^ may not be what it seems... i was at a gas station with my ev this past weekend, because i had to fill a can with gas for my chainsaw. so someone could have snapped the same pic of me.
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