Happiness is in your ES350
08-25-06, 04:46 PM
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Happiness is in your ES350
Here is an example of why the ES350 is the best car you can have.
It's been a long exhausting week both at home and at work. Rented Silent Hill from the video store, but haven't had time to see it yet. (*darn*). My buddy at work said "hey man, you need to wind down and relax.... Go get yourself a nice massage".
He told me the location, and I said "wait, that's right near where my crappy apartment building is (the crappy side of Koreatown where I collect rent from my deadbeat tenants)". He said, "Just go and relax...it's well worth it." So I figure ok...a Massage...sounds nice.
Got to the place... it was locked...I rang the gate bell. A little old asian lady opened and asked, "how long?"...
I said, "pardon?"
She said "how long massage?"
I said "uh.... 30 mins. ok?"
She said "Fifty dollars"
So I handed her the money...and she led me to this room. Looking at the size of this lady, I figure she cant hurt me. Then somehow she left the room, and within a minute a gorgeous young woman came in wearing a bikini. I was like "uh... I think I'm at the wrong place".
She said, "relax and take off your clothes please"
I said, "do i have to?"... Now I'm beginning to sweat... what kinda place is this????????
She smiled and locked the door behind her. Then she proceeded to remove her bikini top.
I said "NO!!!!!!" Then I dashed for the door and ran out the front gate. Damn my buddy sent me to an underground brothel dammit! Argh...I shoulda known. That's bad..... So I'm out $50, and feel embarrassed as hell. I'm gonna kick his butt when I see him on monday. FOR THE RECORD: I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OR TOUCH ANYONE. I RAN SO FAST I ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. Got back to my ES, and calmed down. For some reason when I enter the car, all my troubles seem to go away. Moral of this story: Your ES350 has calming effect enough to turn a nervous wreck to peaceful mind in 6.2 seconds.
It's been a long exhausting week both at home and at work. Rented Silent Hill from the video store, but haven't had time to see it yet. (*darn*). My buddy at work said "hey man, you need to wind down and relax.... Go get yourself a nice massage".
He told me the location, and I said "wait, that's right near where my crappy apartment building is (the crappy side of Koreatown where I collect rent from my deadbeat tenants)". He said, "Just go and relax...it's well worth it." So I figure ok...a Massage...sounds nice.
Got to the place... it was locked...I rang the gate bell. A little old asian lady opened and asked, "how long?"...
I said, "pardon?"
She said "how long massage?"
I said "uh.... 30 mins. ok?"
She said "Fifty dollars"
So I handed her the money...and she led me to this room. Looking at the size of this lady, I figure she cant hurt me. Then somehow she left the room, and within a minute a gorgeous young woman came in wearing a bikini. I was like "uh... I think I'm at the wrong place".
She said, "relax and take off your clothes please"
I said, "do i have to?"... Now I'm beginning to sweat... what kinda place is this????????
She smiled and locked the door behind her. Then she proceeded to remove her bikini top.
I said "NO!!!!!!" Then I dashed for the door and ran out the front gate. Damn my buddy sent me to an underground brothel dammit! Argh...I shoulda known. That's bad..... So I'm out $50, and feel embarrassed as hell. I'm gonna kick his butt when I see him on monday. FOR THE RECORD: I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OR TOUCH ANYONE. I RAN SO FAST I ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. Got back to my ES, and calmed down. For some reason when I enter the car, all my troubles seem to go away. Moral of this story: Your ES350 has calming effect enough to turn a nervous wreck to peaceful mind in 6.2 seconds.
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08-25-06, 09:35 PM
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Man im serious this was 100% real. Ya see, this was right in the middle of town, and I really did not expect it. I've only heard about these places (being the protected kid from the westside). I wish i had known about it when i was single! I wonder where i can fine real legit massages now...
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08-26-06, 04:04 AM
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What does ending up at a hooker have to do with owning an ES350? This has nothing to do with owning one, anymore than the post about scamming free paint for a door ding by deceiving a dealer on where the ding happened or a lengthy domestic violence post, none of which seem appropriate to tie to an ES350.
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Here is an example of why the ES350 is the best car you can have.
It's been a long exhausting week both at home and at work. Rented Silent Hill from the video store, but haven't had time to see it yet. (*darn*). My buddy at work said "hey man, you need to wind down and relax.... Go get yourself a nice massage".
He told me the location, and I said "wait, that's right near where my crappy apartment building is (the crappy side of Koreatown where I collect rent from my deadbeat tenants)". He said, "Just go and relax...it's well worth it." So I figure ok...a Massage...sounds nice.
Got to the place... it was locked...I rang the gate bell. A little old asian lady opened and asked, "how long?"...
I said, "pardon?"
She said "how long massage?"
I said "uh.... 30 mins. ok?"
She said "Fifty dollars"
So I handed her the money...and she led me to this room. Looking at the size of this lady, I figure she cant hurt me. Then somehow she left the room, and within a minute a gorgeous young woman came in wearing a bikini. I was like "uh... I think I'm at the wrong place".
She said, "relax and take off your clothes please"
I said, "do i have to?"... Now I'm beginning to sweat... what kinda place is this????????
She smiled and locked the door behind her. Then she proceeded to remove her bikini top.
I said "NO!!!!!!" Then I dashed for the door and ran out the front gate. Damn my buddy sent me to an underground brothel dammit! Argh...I shoulda known. That's bad..... So I'm out $50, and feel embarrassed as hell. I'm gonna kick his butt when I see him on monday. FOR THE RECORD: I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OR TOUCH ANYONE. I RAN SO FAST I ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. Got back to my ES, and calmed down. For some reason when I enter the car, all my troubles seem to go away. Moral of this story: Your ES350 has calming effect enough to turn a nervous wreck to peaceful mind in 6.2 seconds.
It's been a long exhausting week both at home and at work. Rented Silent Hill from the video store, but haven't had time to see it yet. (*darn*). My buddy at work said "hey man, you need to wind down and relax.... Go get yourself a nice massage".
He told me the location, and I said "wait, that's right near where my crappy apartment building is (the crappy side of Koreatown where I collect rent from my deadbeat tenants)". He said, "Just go and relax...it's well worth it." So I figure ok...a Massage...sounds nice.
Got to the place... it was locked...I rang the gate bell. A little old asian lady opened and asked, "how long?"...
I said, "pardon?"
She said "how long massage?"
I said "uh.... 30 mins. ok?"
She said "Fifty dollars"
So I handed her the money...and she led me to this room. Looking at the size of this lady, I figure she cant hurt me. Then somehow she left the room, and within a minute a gorgeous young woman came in wearing a bikini. I was like "uh... I think I'm at the wrong place".
She said, "relax and take off your clothes please"
I said, "do i have to?"... Now I'm beginning to sweat... what kinda place is this????????
She smiled and locked the door behind her. Then she proceeded to remove her bikini top.
I said "NO!!!!!!" Then I dashed for the door and ran out the front gate. Damn my buddy sent me to an underground brothel dammit! Argh...I shoulda known. That's bad..... So I'm out $50, and feel embarrassed as hell. I'm gonna kick his butt when I see him on monday. FOR THE RECORD: I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OR TOUCH ANYONE. I RAN SO FAST I ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. Got back to my ES, and calmed down. For some reason when I enter the car, all my troubles seem to go away. Moral of this story: Your ES350 has calming effect enough to turn a nervous wreck to peaceful mind in 6.2 seconds.
08-26-06, 03:53 PM
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