BMW Acronyms
07-21-01, 07:23 PM
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OK Guys, lets start some BMW games. 
What the hell. So what is the acronym for BMW?
The official one is:
Bayrische MotorenWerke [Bavarian Motor Works]
But what does it REALLY mean?
BMW=Butt Munching Woosy
BMW=Broken Machine Works
BMW=Built More Wimpy
Come on guys, need some more here
This is in good fun, so no bashing.
What the hell. So what is the acronym for BMW?The official one is:
Bayrische MotorenWerke [Bavarian Motor Works]
But what does it REALLY mean?
BMW=Butt Munching Woosy
BMW=Broken Machine Works
BMW=Built More Wimpy
Come on guys, need some more here
This is in good fun, so no bashing.
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07-21-01, 10:06 PM
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you know I see you guys talking about racing the 5-series and stuff like taht and some even thinking about getting one before you got ur GS400s, so a few days ago I went to the BMW dealer and got their 5-series and 7-series brochures....and, I am puzzled...
...what the heck would ANYONE like about BMWs except the "handling" they talk about, I read all the specs, auto 2002 540 0 to 60 in 6.1/6.2 and 6-speed 540i 0 to 60 in 5.9 (GS is 5.7/5.8)....and the interior looks SOOO CRAPPY!
not only that, I have heard that some of you think it atleast looks good, but to me from the front it looked like a 1988 BMW or something, it was only from the sides and rear that it looked OK, but the GS looks SUPERB from the rear compared to ANY other car I in the same league!
I wasted my time at the BMW place!
On the other hand, I also went to Mercedes-Benz and I fell in love with the luxury and gadgetry AND speed of the 2002 S55 AMG (to 60mph in about 5.8 or 5.9 sec I think), but there is a catch to it, as everyone knows, its expensive...$120 OTD for a fully loaded 2002 S55 AMG...oh well, maybe when I am rich
...what the heck would ANYONE like about BMWs except the "handling" they talk about, I read all the specs, auto 2002 540 0 to 60 in 6.1/6.2 and 6-speed 540i 0 to 60 in 5.9 (GS is 5.7/5.8)....and the interior looks SOOO CRAPPY!
not only that, I have heard that some of you think it atleast looks good, but to me from the front it looked like a 1988 BMW or something, it was only from the sides and rear that it looked OK, but the GS looks SUPERB from the rear compared to ANY other car I in the same league!
I wasted my time at the BMW place!
On the other hand, I also went to Mercedes-Benz and I fell in love with the luxury and gadgetry AND speed of the 2002 S55 AMG (to 60mph in about 5.8 or 5.9 sec I think), but there is a catch to it, as everyone knows, its expensive...$120 OTD for a fully loaded 2002 S55 AMG...oh well, maybe when I am rich
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Check this link for BMW and other acronyms. Interesting how so many acronyms have been made for all these other car companies, but barely any for Lexus... Since most acronyms are negative, slience speaks wonders...
http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/humor-09.html
http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/humor-09.html
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Some Lexus
Car Acronyms
ACURA
Asian Car, Uses Rice Activation
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Bring More Wrenches
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Buy More Warranty
Below Moderate Waste
But Mine Works
Big Man Wannabe
Boring maker of Wagons
Big Money Wasted
Broken Monstrous Wonder
BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CADILLAC
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
CAMARO
Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Loses Every Time
CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
IROC
Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
I'm Really Out of Cash
Italian Retard Out Cruising
JAGUAR
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA:
Killed In Accident
Kick It Again
LEXUS
Lively Engines,Xtremely Undeniably Solid
Ladies Envy Xtremely Unilateral Sex
LINCOLN
Lousy Implementation, Not Cars Of Lexus Nature
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MG:
Money Guzzler
MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
NAPA:
Never Any Parts Available.
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
RAM
Runs Almost Maybe
Rikity And Mangy
Ruined At Manufacture
Rusty *** Machine
SATURN
Sounds Absolutly Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears ***-Backwards
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Virtually Worthless
VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
ACURA
Asian Car, Uses Rice Activation
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Bring More Wrenches
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Buy More Warranty
Below Moderate Waste
But Mine Works
Big Man Wannabe
Boring maker of Wagons
Big Money Wasted
Broken Monstrous Wonder
BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CADILLAC
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
CAMARO
Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Loses Every Time
CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
IROC
Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
I'm Really Out of Cash
Italian Retard Out Cruising
JAGUAR
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA:
Killed In Accident
Kick It Again
LEXUS
Lively Engines,Xtremely Undeniably Solid
Ladies Envy Xtremely Unilateral Sex
LINCOLN
Lousy Implementation, Not Cars Of Lexus Nature
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MG:
Money Guzzler
MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
NAPA:
Never Any Parts Available.
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
RAM
Runs Almost Maybe
Rikity And Mangy
Ruined At Manufacture
Rusty *** Machine
SATURN
Sounds Absolutly Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears ***-Backwards
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Virtually Worthless
VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense