You know you are a GS owner if........
#78
Originally Posted by aliti19
...when you cringe at the sight of your gf's sister putting on hand lotion in the back seat and then getting her greasy fingerprints al over the inside & outside of your car door.
(true story - just happened to me last night)
(true story - just happened to me last night)
O M G this is soooo freaking true
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you ever tried to hit the 400 miles/tank mark and decided 360 was more than good enough, but realized that the tank only fills up to 17.6 gallon.
you feel disgusted when an altima/maxima parks or pull up next to you.
you're not exactly friendly to bmw 5ers on the road
drove in ect snow and vsc off at the same time just to see if there's a point to it.
you feel disgusted when an altima/maxima parks or pull up next to you.
you're not exactly friendly to bmw 5ers on the road
drove in ect snow and vsc off at the same time just to see if there's a point to it.
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You have a bone spur in your heel that makes walking miserable yet you still park your GS WAY out in the boonies because, while the extra steps are agony, you feel it's not worth the risk of some bozo parking next to you.
You look EVERY time someone does happen to park next to you.
You have a nightmare about a 450lb woman driving an old Buick that was last washed in 1974 parking next to you, opening her door into your GS, and in the process of waddling out of her car, putting a 6 inch "mother of all door dings" into the side of your Lexus.
While you don't actually "look down your nose" at other cars, the thought of buying something made by GM, Ford or Chrysler makes you think that that would be a step backward. (Shelby's, GT's, Z06 Corvettes and Viper's not included)
It's an ordeal driving your wife's Taurus. but you can not, under any circumstances, let her know.
When riding in someone's else's car, you are constantly noting the deficiencies compared to your Lexus even though you never actually speak about any of these deficiencies.
You look EVERY time someone does happen to park next to you.
You have a nightmare about a 450lb woman driving an old Buick that was last washed in 1974 parking next to you, opening her door into your GS, and in the process of waddling out of her car, putting a 6 inch "mother of all door dings" into the side of your Lexus.
While you don't actually "look down your nose" at other cars, the thought of buying something made by GM, Ford or Chrysler makes you think that that would be a step backward. (Shelby's, GT's, Z06 Corvettes and Viper's not included)
It's an ordeal driving your wife's Taurus. but you can not, under any circumstances, let her know.
When riding in someone's else's car, you are constantly noting the deficiencies compared to your Lexus even though you never actually speak about any of these deficiencies.
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You know you are a GS owner;
-when you look forward to going out for rides for no reason,
-when you can't wait till tomorrow morning to drive again,
-when you purposely drive by some young kids and hear them fantasize about your ride,
-when you purposely drive close to a glass reflection to see yourself in the car,
-when your girl thinks you are cheating on her cause you make random trips to the car wash.
-when you already start thinking on how to spend a paycheck/salary which has not even arrived on mods.
But you know for sure you are a GS owner when;
-YOU YELL OUT "LEXUS GS300" WHEN MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE
-when you look forward to going out for rides for no reason,
-when you can't wait till tomorrow morning to drive again,
-when you purposely drive by some young kids and hear them fantasize about your ride,
-when you purposely drive close to a glass reflection to see yourself in the car,
-when your girl thinks you are cheating on her cause you make random trips to the car wash.
-when you already start thinking on how to spend a paycheck/salary which has not even arrived on mods.
But you know for sure you are a GS owner when;
-YOU YELL OUT "LEXUS GS300" WHEN MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE
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Cant forget the most important one:
7. you tell your friends that bought something new for your car, however they have no idea what the hell you are talking about because they all drive Honda's(ricers)...
7. you tell your friends that bought something new for your car, however they have no idea what the hell you are talking about because they all drive Honda's(ricers)...
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You look EVERY time someone does happen to park next to you.
You know you are a GS owner;
-when you look forward to going out for rides for no reason,
-when you can't wait till tomorrow morning to drive again,
-when you purposely drive by some young kids and hear them fantasize about your ride,
-when you purposely drive close to a glass reflection to see yourself in the car,
-when your girl thinks you are cheating on her cause you make random trips to the car wash.
-when you already start thinking on how to spend a paycheck/salary which has not even arrived on mods.
But you know for sure you are a GS owner when;
-YOU YELL OUT "LEXUS GS300" WHEN MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE
-when you look forward to going out for rides for no reason,
-when you can't wait till tomorrow morning to drive again,
-when you purposely drive by some young kids and hear them fantasize about your ride,
-when you purposely drive close to a glass reflection to see yourself in the car,
-when your girl thinks you are cheating on her cause you make random trips to the car wash.
-when you already start thinking on how to spend a paycheck/salary which has not even arrived on mods.
But you know for sure you are a GS owner when;
-YOU YELL OUT "LEXUS GS300" WHEN MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE
Adding one more...you know you're a GS owner when your last mod was always supposed to be your "last mod".