MyBabyGS3

Ok i was crossing the border to canada (i live in michigan) and i forget my birth certificate, so i get sent to immigration. The immigration officer tells me to get out of the car, asks me questions - who's car? where u going? what's your citizenship?yadayada. Tells me to pop the trunk open and open it up. He sees the smoke coming out of the exhaust and says - i thought your car was off, wow that is so quiet. (your suppose to shut your engine). ANYWWAY, i wanted to say 'why do you think dumb *****, it's a LEXUS!

Erfan

hahah, funny Dont tell us about the part when he put on his latex gloves

Richie

Why didn't you say that???
LOL

LS4fun

Or better yet,

some dude puts on latex gloves, ask you to bend over, and then says "LOOK MA, no hands"

Sick, I know...but I couldn't resist!

Manuel

Erfan

HAHAHAHAH Good one Manuel, His mother would be so proud of her young boy