My GS is like the perfect girl because.....
08-22-02, 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by Jmai22
am i the only one that doesn't get this one???
am i the only one that doesn't get this one???
So to break it down, and I'll try to be PC about this,
Three feet tall the perfect height for a girl to give you oral sex while she was still standing.
flat head gives you a place to rest your beer while she's busy down there.
no teeth means you won't have to worry about any damage to your privates while she's busy down there.
Pretty sexist, but I'm sure the girls probably have an equally sexist description of the perfect man... or maybe not.
08-22-02, 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by mumbles
You might be... There is a saying thats been around for a long time, that the perfect girl would be three feet tall, have a flat head, and no teeth.
So to break it down, and I'll try to be PC about this,
Three feet tall the perfect height for a girl to give you oral sex while she was still standing.
flat head gives you a place to rest your beer while she's busy down there.
no teeth means you won't have to worry about any damage to your privates while she's busy down there.
Pretty sexist, but I'm sure the girls probably have an equally sexist description of the perfect man... or maybe not.
You might be... There is a saying thats been around for a long time, that the perfect girl would be three feet tall, have a flat head, and no teeth.
So to break it down, and I'll try to be PC about this,
Three feet tall the perfect height for a girl to give you oral sex while she was still standing.
flat head gives you a place to rest your beer while she's busy down there.
no teeth means you won't have to worry about any damage to your privates while she's busy down there.
Pretty sexist, but I'm sure the girls probably have an equally sexist description of the perfect man... or maybe not.
I can turn her ON and OFF anytime I want too =)
You guys are funny as hell!
08-22-02, 11:45 PM
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....because bass makes her rear end shake.
....because she only wears the finest of imported shoes.
....because no matter how fat I get, I always feel compfey sitting with her.
....because she only wears the finest of imported shoes.
....because no matter how fat I get, I always feel compfey sitting with her.
08-23-02, 10:42 PM
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Re: My GS is like the perfect girl because.....
Originally posted by liazon
Okay, how about a little group poetry?
(Add your verse in your reply)
Dig deep into your heart and tell the world why....
My GS is like the perfect girl because.....
She's fast when i want her to be,
when i don't, she's happy with the slow and low,
She comes with a built-in navigation system,
and she never says "no"!
Okay, how about a little group poetry?
(Add your verse in your reply)
Dig deep into your heart and tell the world why....
My GS is like the perfect girl because.....
She's fast when i want her to be,
when i don't, she's happy with the slow and low,
She comes with a built-in navigation system,
and she never says "no"!
