Top 10 reasons Lexus did not let Flipside be an official speaker
01-15-07, 04:24 PM
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Top 10 reasons Lexus did not let Flipside be an official speaker
To keep things fun and the success of the ban or not thread (thanks Dave for not banning me
) I thought what if our very own Ryan aka FLIPSIDE had a chance to debut the IS-F to the public instead of Bob Carter
......
Needless to say, Lexus did the right thing by not letting Ryan speak..
Top Ten reasons Flipside was not an official Lexus speaker for the IS-F
10. He would have wore a shirt that had "F" on the front and "YOU" on the back.
9. He would have pointed at Autospies 001 and said "and now for the debut of who the guy that steals all the pictures and calls them autospies exclusives" and read his name off his name tag.
8. He would have gotten Dame Dash to pop champagne bottles and pour bubbly all over the crowd to the song "Show me what you got" by Jay-Z.
7. Instead of talking about the IS-F, he would have walked on the stage, hopped in the car and just revved the engine for the 25 minute presentation.
6. Hung over from a party last night, he would have made some ridiculous claims like
-Lexus invented the exclamation point
-Lexus actually created the first car back in 1804
-Christopher Columbus "discovered" America in a Lexus Nina 430 turbo
-Lexus don't die, they multiply
5. Ryan would have said "thank you", walked over to the Renault/Nissan stand, looked at Carlos Ghosen and said "Shift_this" and kicked him in the nads.
4. Ryan would have stated the IS-F is built from adamantium, has 950hp with an 18 speed auto and is hand built by Aliens from the planet X in a distant galaxy.
3. He would have put a CLUBLEXUS sticker on ever window on the IS-F while he was making his presentation, then give out Clublexus stickers to the crowd.
2. Would have stated the new Lexus slogan is "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time".
1. Instead of speaking about the IS-F, he would have been posting from his PDA on Clublexus, while everyone watches.
Feel free to add your own!
) I thought what if our very own Ryan aka FLIPSIDE had a chance to debut the IS-F to the public instead of Bob Carter ......Needless to say, Lexus did the right thing by not letting Ryan speak..
Top Ten reasons Flipside was not an official Lexus speaker for the IS-F
10. He would have wore a shirt that had "F" on the front and "YOU" on the back.
9. He would have pointed at Autospies 001 and said "and now for the debut of who the guy that steals all the pictures and calls them autospies exclusives" and read his name off his name tag.
8. He would have gotten Dame Dash to pop champagne bottles and pour bubbly all over the crowd to the song "Show me what you got" by Jay-Z.
7. Instead of talking about the IS-F, he would have walked on the stage, hopped in the car and just revved the engine for the 25 minute presentation.
6. Hung over from a party last night, he would have made some ridiculous claims like
-Lexus invented the exclamation point
-Lexus actually created the first car back in 1804
-Christopher Columbus "discovered" America in a Lexus Nina 430 turbo
-Lexus don't die, they multiply
5. Ryan would have said "thank you", walked over to the Renault/Nissan stand, looked at Carlos Ghosen and said "Shift_this" and kicked him in the nads.
4. Ryan would have stated the IS-F is built from adamantium, has 950hp with an 18 speed auto and is hand built by Aliens from the planet X in a distant galaxy.
3. He would have put a CLUBLEXUS sticker on ever window on the IS-F while he was making his presentation, then give out Clublexus stickers to the crowd.
2. Would have stated the new Lexus slogan is "I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time".
1. Instead of speaking about the IS-F, he would have been posting from his PDA on Clublexus, while everyone watches.
Feel free to add your own!
01-15-07, 09:06 PM
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lmfao! I was so tempted to do this:
3. He would have put a CLUBLEXUS sticker on ever window on the IS-F while he was making his presentation, then give out Clublexus stickers to the crowd.
3. He would have put a CLUBLEXUS sticker on ever window on the IS-F while he was making his presentation, then give out Clublexus stickers to the crowd.
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01-15-07, 09:52 PM
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"hey, who the hell put this sticker on here"
01-15-07, 09:57 PM
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haha i put a CL sticker on the TL modified IS350...
01-15-07, 10:47 PM
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Speaking of CL stickers....where can we get some? Last I heard, there were supposed to have been new ones designed. Any update on this? If any of you have extras, by all means message me...I'd be happy to pay for postage for you to mail some to me.
01-15-07, 11:42 PM
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LMAO....The funniest ****** I have read on this forum yet. I like the Nissan one. Keep us posted about the stickers, you have alot of people that want to represent which is great for this forum.
