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Old 09-30-09, 06:22 PM
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Caller: Hello, may I please to speak to someone in the parts department?

operator: one moment please

Parts Department: hello, parts department.

Caller: Hi, I need to order some floormats. Can you help?

Parts Department: sure, what do you need?

Caller: Oh, what color do the floormats come in?

Parts: Well, they come in tan, grey, black. What color do you need?

Caller: Ummm...actually all of them.

Parts: Okay, how many do you need? Would you like one set of each color?

Caller: Ummm...actually, I don't have a precise, number but I should probably start out with...umm 3.8 million, yes 3.8 million sets...assorted colors.

Parts: Excuse me, did I hear you correctly, did you just say 3.8 million sets of floor mats?

Caller: Umm, yes you did hear correctly. And I have a question for you, does the price include shipping or is that extra?

Parts: I think we can get you a bulk rate.

Caller: Great, can we put that on my corporate credit card?

Parts: Yes, whose card is it?

Caller: It's a Lexus corporate credit card..I work in quality control.

Parts: Okay, got the information. They should be delivered to you within the next two weeks.

Caller: Wait..Wait, you can't ship them all to me...wait, I can't believe it they just hung up on me
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Okay???

In before lock.
Old 09-30-09, 07:12 PM
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I want some of whatever you're on.
Old 09-30-09, 07:42 PM
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uhhh......
Old 09-30-09, 07:45 PM
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lol????????????
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WTF 10 char
Old 09-30-09, 08:39 PM
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That only happened with an ES350 ...

But still.

There's been a huge rush for Lexus loan cars to have the proper floor mats or no floor mats in them ... Personally I think it's a lot of hype about nothing.

Oh yeah, Hi everybody!
Old 09-30-09, 09:24 PM
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wowzeeeeerrrrrsss
Old 09-30-09, 09:28 PM
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*IBL*

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LOL you have too much time on your hands.
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they need to order them extra long...

LOL!
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Old 09-30-09, 11:26 PM
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what are you smoking and how much of it did you smoke
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wow... you must have had been BORED to make that script up =P
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give the guy some credit. at least he was trying to be funny ("trying" being the operative word).

btw, i believe the 2006-2010 2is's qualify under this recall...


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