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04-27-11, 07:24 PM
#8317
i dodged a car that cut me off and in order not to rear end her i accidentally jumped on the carpool lane and stayed there so that a pig that was aprox'ly 4-6 cars in front of my lane didnt get me for getting out of the hov lane illegally because i thought he didnt see when i did that but he waited for me and pulled me over.
"officer" license, reg, and proof of ins.
"tohn" yes officer
"officer" do you have any convictiona or felonies i should know about? Is the vehicle yours?(reg straight out says my name) what is your current address? (keep in mind im mexican/spanish, bald and wearing a white shirt because my dress shirt was stained at work from spaghetti)
"tohn" huh?!?! No officer, yes, 4310 blah blah blah blah (its on my lic and reg)
"officer" ok stay in your vehicle and dont come out!
"tohn" yes sir
"officer" heres the thing i could write you up for unsafe lane change and not signaling or illegal cross of yellow double hov lane?
"tohn" officer i blah blah blah blah (told him why i did it...)
"officer" even so!!! You choose!?!? Im being nice....... Give me a min stay in your vehicle.
"tohn" ok
"officer" here sign this and look at your court date.
"tohn" ok but.... Never-mind
"officer" wait a min!! Do i smell marijuana!?!?
"tohn" excuse me?!?!? I have my girlfriend next to me and cant you see that she is pregnant? Why would i do such a thing? I dont have any additions, dont smoke anything!, dont drink, nor gamble!!
"officer" ooooh ok! Maybe it was the car that just passed. Ok what you want to do is speed up to 35-45mph along the shoulder and eventually get back into your lane... Watch your mirrors btw nice car dont put a hugh "muffler"(wtf
) like the honda racers...
"tohn" thnx (window up and sped off to 75 and got into the lane)
phuk'n pig!!
Sucks!!!
Do you guys think i can fight it?
Tohn
"officer" license, reg, and proof of ins.
"tohn" yes officer
"officer" do you have any convictiona or felonies i should know about? Is the vehicle yours?(reg straight out says my name) what is your current address? (keep in mind im mexican/spanish, bald and wearing a white shirt because my dress shirt was stained at work from spaghetti)
"tohn" huh?!?! No officer, yes, 4310 blah blah blah blah (its on my lic and reg)
"officer" ok stay in your vehicle and dont come out!
"tohn" yes sir
"officer" heres the thing i could write you up for unsafe lane change and not signaling or illegal cross of yellow double hov lane?
"tohn" officer i blah blah blah blah (told him why i did it...)
"officer" even so!!! You choose!?!? Im being nice....... Give me a min stay in your vehicle.
"tohn" ok
"officer" here sign this and look at your court date.
"tohn" ok but.... Never-mind
"officer" wait a min!! Do i smell marijuana!?!?
"tohn" excuse me?!?!? I have my girlfriend next to me and cant you see that she is pregnant? Why would i do such a thing? I dont have any additions, dont smoke anything!, dont drink, nor gamble!!
"officer" ooooh ok! Maybe it was the car that just passed. Ok what you want to do is speed up to 35-45mph along the shoulder and eventually get back into your lane... Watch your mirrors btw nice car dont put a hugh "muffler"(wtf
) like the honda racers..."tohn" thnx (window up and sped off to 75 and got into the lane)
phuk'n pig!!
Sucks!!!
Do you guys think i can fight it?
Tohn
