juniorEXE

Lets hear those funny/weird/disturbing remarks/questions you get about you LS430

I'll start off with this classic
Random person - nice Mercedes
Me - its a Lex........thanks *walks away*

When the car is parked and lowered all the way....
random person - i think your car is broken

old guy - those mirrors collapse on their own?????
me - yes they do sir
old guy -

Dr. Jekyll

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Does my girlfriend remarking on how many old guys she sees driving my car count? "wow, lot's of old guys drive this type of car huh?" Guess she'd rather be driving the LX450 with 35's, thank God I threw on some wheels huh? Now where did I leave that body kit? It was around here somewhere..............................

racinstyle

Them - "Nice Benz, is that an S class?"
Me - "Its a Lexus"

When its dumped
Them - "Is that your car?"
Me - "Ya"
Them - "BAWLIN!!"

Them sittin in the back seat
Them - "Is that a fridge"
Me - "ya"
Them - "laughing, omg"


the other day fillin up gas, crazy old homeless guy
guy -"whoa there, are those dubs?"
me - "they're 19s"
guy - "I bet you got all the B*tches on lock"
Me - " No doubt, you know how I roll...lol..."

Them - "Arent those cars for old people"
Me - "Ive got a taste for quality and luxury"
Them - "But you're so young"
Me - " :-/ "

juniorEXE

lol this observation gets old fast

CG lover

had a guy ask me how that square piece of plastic in the center of my grill helped the grill any,, told him it was for the radar unit to fire through for my cruise control,, he told me I was putting him on that no cars have a radar unit in them,,

had to open the hood and show him the unit and then explain how it worked and where it was displayed on the dash,, even after all that I think he still doubted the car having radar,,

!SPEED

Let's face it, not to many 'young guys' can afford these. Look at who's driving new Corvettes!





2004 LS 430 UL PCS
1999 Corvette 6 sp. roadster

lexusthai

Key inserted: "THE LEXUS LINK SYSTEM IS ACTIVE"

Front Passenger: How come the car has to announce its own brand every time it starts?
Rear Passenger 1: I thought it was a Toyota?
Rear Passenger 2: It is.

After a few blocks

Rear Passenger 1: I can't believe you drive a boat. It's like we're sailing.
Me Driving: Hey, this can do 0-60 in 6.3 seconds.
Rear Passenger 2: Goin' downhill you mean?
Front Passenger: Hey look! The air vents swing left and right! Just like that old fan at my Grandma's
Rear Passenger 2: Yeeeep.. this car is for old people..
Rear Passenger 1: It's damn quiet though..
Front Passenger: Heck yeah, it has to be, old people can't hear *****!
All Passengers: LOL
Me Driving: Guys, that's Ground Zero ahead..
Front Passenger: Oh yeah? Where, that grey fence?
Me Driving: Right, see the stairs at the end of the fence?
Front Passenger: Yeah... why?
Me Driving: That's where the subway station is... the place where all you get out of my freakin' car..

Topshottaz

Stranger: Excuse me sir how old are you?

Me: 21 Why?

Stranger: Is this your car?

Me: yes it is

Stranger: Are you a doctor or something like that?

Me: No im not why do you ask

Stranger: I thought only doctors drive these cars

Me: no sir you dont have to be a doctor to do anything, as long as you work
hard for your money you could have anything you want

Stranger: yea your right... Nice Car

Me: ok thanks
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My Friend: Yo what year is your car? 07?

Me: No its an 02

My Friend: you've gotta be kidding me, your car is too shiny to be a 02

bigcory

At A Grocery Store-
Older Woman: Hey! Nice car you have their young man.

Me: Thank You! Would you like to take it for a spin?

Woman: Yeah! I would love too!

After Getting In The Car-
Woman: Wow this car is nice. Can I blow you?

**zipper comes down**
Me: Not another word is spoken

TreeTops

Them: "How did you start the car without a key?"

Me: "I have a chip embeded in my neck!"

FLIPPU

-Guy at the shop..How did you do that? (Open car door without a key or pressing a FOB).
-Me...It's senses my presence..
-Guy at the shop..You mean like it scans you??
-Me..Kinda...why do you go and try to open the car yourself? (as I move away)
-Guy at the shop..It doesn't want to open..!!
-Me..Cuz it needs my DNA and Finger Print for it to work! I get in the car and leave...
-Guy at the shop..The look on his face was PRICELESS!!!!


MIke
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juniorEXE

friend - who is Mark Levinson?
me - that's a brand that makes high end home theater systems
friend - Lexus should have gone with Bose...
me -

neighbor - nice car!
me - thanks!
neighbor - (walks around the LS) its a big car... it has a v6 right?
me - it only comes with a v8
neighbor - V8!

girl - this car is fast, does it have a v6 in it?
me -

Dr. Jekyll

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Here's one for the UL owners:

Me: Hey do me a favor and gently close the doors will you?
Others: Why
Me: My doors close automatically, it's an added feature.
Others: Really? That's cool.
Me: I know........
Girlfriend, Siblings, Parents, Business Associates, Guests, etc.: BAM!!!!!!!
Me: WTF!

Laclu007

My wife, her single (for good reason) friend from work, and her friend's mother went on a shopping trip to Minneapolis (about 8 hours away), and they decided they'd like to take the LS. (I was not thrilled...)

Wife's Friend: Wow, all the guys who drive by are looking at me!
Wife thinking to herself: They are looking at the car......

bippU!

Me: rolling into parking
Others: quickly disappearing
Conclusion: Gangsta.

Me: rolling into parking with my French Bulldog
Others: Ahhh . . . .
Conculsion: that's how I roll, Baby!