BernieIS

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I FOUND THIS ON YAHOO

Police say a man tried to open an account with a $1 million bill, which does not exist. The teller refused and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

Alexander D. Smith, 31, of Augusta, Ga., was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

Smith has a bail hearing scheduled Wednesday, but Deputy Angela Shunn of the Aiken County Detention Center did not know if he had an attorney. An off-hours call to the public defender's office went unanswered.

Sash

Might as well have tried to deposit monopoly money. . .

Apex84

The idiot actually argued with teller .

DJ TANTRA

Lol, I was just reading this in the morning on TSV.
It was a good laugh.

FlavesLex

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Saw this when I got to work this morning... Freaking hilarious.

LittleGz

I'd like to deposit 1 million dollars....Mooohahahahaha

greyBLITZ

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He is clever in that he basically asked to be arrested, and therefore removes himself from society and in turn helps us all out a little bit more.

andone

Wow I was laughing my *** off when i read this.

tex2670

That's the second time I've seen a story about someone trying to do that in the past year--I think that's one of the signs of the apocalypse.