tshelly

Unfortunately my wife won't let that happen, but I do see you live in Australia. I love Australia. I went to Hobart, Tasmania on the U.S.S. Enterprise in 1977. They were the most hospitable and friendliest people I have ever met. I remember walking to town with a buddy of mine and we stuck out our thumbs to get a ride. The first car stopped and gave us a ride to the nearest pub. The locals would not let us buy any drinks. I met a pretty gal and stayed with her the whole 7 days we were in port. Love them Aussies.

mandyfig

You are a great partner...now, tell us that life is so happy! Right?

lxus4xms

I have been married way too long to think that a wash and wax will make her any happier.
The dude up the road can hand wash it for her for ten bucks.